Dear reader,

If your user name has the word "rape" in it and then you comment/message me asking for more rape (especially the descriptive kind), that tends to worry me. A lot. Particularly when I've never gone beyond the mere suggestion of it and have said previously that such things aren't my cup of tea. At all.

Vaguely disturbed,

Me
   

(Forgot to add that YMMV, but this is me having seen this summary for x couple of times now and I have to write it off me.)

Summary: The night A came into B’s life, it was raining. B never thought he would need him.

Okay, here's the thing. I often keep my own summaries short, I know that, but most often they are drabbles and/or one-shots too. But I often write them a little longer and better explaining when I cross-post them to communities. I also do ANs when I post.

This summary above, however, is - at least for me - very... I don't know... Indescribable?
Except for the fact that she's written pairings and genre above (A/B and it being an romantic au) the summary, this doesn't tell me anything at all. I get that it maybe is supposed to give off a poetic vibe or so, but still. This is a multi-chapter and all I know about it is that it rained the first time the main couple met and that one of them didn't think he would need the other.

Hm. Very fascinating, I think I'll scroll on, dear writer.

I need help. I . . . I've been bitten by a Twilight plotbunny. I'm not in the fandom. I'm not even in the hatedom. My position, I suppose, can best be described as in the snarkdom -- I can enjoy the parodies and jokes and enjoy the movie in the same snarky spirit as watching Plan 9 from Outer Space or the Star Wars holiday special. Sure, there's the odd moment in the following days where you pause and wonder how the hell someone could genuinely write that with a straight face, but I digress . . .

The source of the angst that drives the series, as far as I can tell is that Bella is all "I am a mass of raging teenage hormones and you're the hottest guy to ever register below room temperature." and Edward's all "I am hella attracted to you but what with the vampire super strength and all, I fear I would hurt you!".

To which my foremost thought is: Why doesn't Bella just chain him down and have her way with him?

Can someone assure me that this has already been done? Because the thought came from the rather annoyingly persistent part of my brain that went "That suit looks like Umbridge skinned a Care Bear" and didn't let up until I wrote it. If it already exists, I think my brain will calm down.

I'm running out of ideas for the month fic thing. I mean, I've got ideas, but none of them can be written in one day. So guys, give me pairings/character and prompts. No promises. Give me as many as you want.

Dramatic Maestro chapter 1 part B:
Mediafire
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When we release part C (which will probably be our next release) I'll zip all the files into one chapter.

xposted to our comm t3rribletrio

Okay, I actually can see Dean Winchester turning tricks to make ends meet, but I really doubt that would be the first solution that crosses his mind. He's an accomplished con man and an inveterate gambler, and I think he might even try his hand at honest labor before he takes up hooking on the street corner.

And even if he did, I doubt he would angst loudly about it when Sam comes to rescue him. Not that he wouldn't necessarily be fucked up about it, but he's the kind of guy who tends to take a practical approach to matters of survival.

And seriously, fucking strangers for cash would be far from the worst thing that's ever happened to him. Forty years in Hell, remember? A little perspective would be nice.

This whole thing is really annoying because I think this topic could make a great story if people would lay off the BAWWWWing.

Dear specific author of Sky High,

Okay, there are few wrong things with your fic. First of all, Layla is a kind girl, and contrary to popular belief in slash universes, the women aren't necessarilly hysterical bitches. Specially Layla. She cares about Will and Warren, and if they decide they're liking each other, she won't freak out, get mad, whine or make fun of them - remember how much she hates labels?

Will is slow, yes, but he isn't ridiculously dumb. He is oblivious, he takes time to notice it when people are into him, but if Warren said in his face, after sleeping with him, that he broke-up with Ice-chick for someone "more, let's say masculine", he wouldn't consider another girl. No one is that stupid.

Also, it's hard to believe that Warren would kiss Will in front of Layla just for the sake of kissing him, knowing that Layla is his girlfriend, and specially not caring if she runs away infuriated. Even though he's never admitting it, he cares about Layla just as much as he cares about Will - which he will never admit either.

Last but not least, if Will's father sees Layla running away from their house, he's surely as Hell going to ask her what happened, since they were raised together and Layla has a nice relationship with Will's parents.

And jfc, the moment their parents go to Will's room to check what happened, the least thing that Will's father is caring is that "Will is acting submissive" in the make-out session, and I'm positive Will's mother isn't going to take pictures and congratulate him. That makes absolutely no fucking sense, and the fact that Warren's father is a supervillian that was beat by Will's father doesn't make him welcome in the Stronghold house.

No love at all,
Me.

This might be a YMMV thing but does it bother anyone else when a RPF fic is devoted to something that (in real life) the person experienced during their childhood, is not something they have ever talked about but it's public knowledge?  The thing is that I actually like the author and generally comment on her fic but I look at the fic with zero comments so it's not just me.

I'm trying to be vague to not draw attention to the author so let's say the scenario is witnessing a shooting.

Dear specific author,

You get points for writing Doctor/Rose/Jack - in theory. Except you lose most of them again for posting the fourth chapter of your fic without providing any links, tags, or other means of finding the first three.

However, the real problems lie within the chapter itself.
( Cut for length... )

Title : Torinoichi
Artist : me
Fandom : Bleach
Characters/pairing : Gin and Kira
Rating : none this time
Disclaimer : Bleach and all its characters belong to Kubo Tite! I only love to play in his universe :P


Torinoichi by *RheaSilvan on deviantART

I bring you another Bleach FA. More will come since It seems that i'm getting hooked up on this fandom ^^;;; You can give me suggestion of what I'll draw in the future, since I need some inspiration ;D And if it can arouse my muse you'll get it drawn:D

So, dear author, you want to woobify a character? I'm used to it with this particular character, to be honest. His early canon characterisation doesn't really help his case much. Key word there being early. He's got a lot better since then and is, in my opinion, pretty badass, despite his 'emo' looks.

Did you have to make him haemophobic though? That's the least logical phobia for this character to have. His weapon is designed to finish enemies off with decapitation. He used to be a medic, and can still fill that role if he has to. Add that to the fact that he is a skilled swordsman and you have someone who isn't likely to last long with a fear of blood.

The sad thing is, dear author, I can see a way to make haemophobia work with this character while remaining true to his canon character and abilities. It's a pity that you just decided to slap it onto him randomly.

TL;DR think about a character's abilities and skill set before slapping random phobias onto them. Sword-wielding ex-medics with a knack for decapitation do not good haemophobics make.

“Good because I love you A.”

“I love you two B.”

No, I don't she loves you two, B, especially since there's only ONE of you. *shakes head*

And that fic had been quite lovely up until that last line. Oh why, oh why, dear author?

Pam is not going to cheat on Jim because they had one fight. Especially not with Ryan. Jim's probably going to make a big deal out of Pam's first sale and not blow her off for her brothers. He'd probably be happy and not tell her that "one sale isn't a big deal".

And Pam would probably be so guilty she'd tell Jim, not hide it from him. Also, Ryan is not going to offer to quit just because Pam regrets cheating on Jim. It's not in his personality. He'd probably rub it in Jim's face or something.

And that look at the future in the first chapter where it's implied that Pam died giving birth to either Jim or Ryan's baby? I seriously doubt Jim and Ryan would be comforting each other over her death.

Oh, Christopher Hitchens, you are one of the few people on earth who make me seriously rethink my stance on nonviolence. Because I would love to punch you right in the teeth as hard as I can. In one of the books I'm reading about genocide, I got a lovely quote from him:

It is sometimes unambiguously the case that a certain coincidence of ideas, technologies, population movements and politico-military victories leaves humanity on a slightly higher plane than it knew before. The transformation of part of the northern part of this continent into “America” inaugurated a nearly boundless epoch of opportunity and innovation, and thus deserves to be celebrated with great vim and gusto, with or without the participation of those who wish they had never been born.

( LIBERAL LEFT WING SELF HATING RANT!1111 )

Dear yuri writer,

Bazillion waxed =/= Brazillian waxed especially if it only refers to one body part, . That is all.