Just a little something I thought up on a rainy day. Hope you like it!

-Ed's automail would be hot pink
-Ed would have a ribbon on the end of his braid...
-Better yet, ODANGO
-Winry would have pigtails
-All female officers in the military would already wear tiny miniskirts
-Riza would have a reverse harem of military men much like Ouran Host Club
-Al would have a sparkly henshin sequence
-The storyline would revolve around Winry
-Ed would shout the name of his attacks before he uses them
-"FULL METAL, MAKE UP!", anybody?
-Whenever Roy appeared there would be sparkles, bubbles, or flowers around him
-Characters would have eyecatches
-Black Hayate would talk....hey, Ed's gotta have a cute sidekick
-Winry would be able to generate wrenches out of thin air wearing nothing more than a tank top and shorts
-Al would be Ed's equivalent of Sailor Moon's compact allowing him to transform into FullMetal
-Al could also transform into various shiny, dazzling, bell-ringing, ribbon-and-bow weapons for Ed
-If it was written by CLAMP in particular, there would be noticable, really there hints of RoyEd or EdAl
-FMA just wouldn't be FMA anymore.